Sunday, 7 April 2013

***BIG SUMMER PREVIEW***



Coming this summer to internets everywhere!!! The All New Tony Van Helsing Mystery Theatre!!!

Everyone thought he had dropped from the face of the Earth but in reality he is at a secret training facility in the heart of the Pennines, his head is been filled with shiny new knowledge and his body honed into pert sexiness.

Soon he will be released back into the world and the Mystery Theatre will return, only it will be faster, stronger, scarier and swearier.

Join Van Helsing this summer and you will unravel the mysteries of the Universe, learn the secrets of Love and discover how evil Pandas really are.

TELL EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, VAN HELSING WILL RETURN.

You know you want it.


13 comments:

Azra said...

Awesome, we eagerly await his return.

YeamieWaffles said...

We can resurrect him. We can rebuild him. And my knowledge of Million Dollar Man fades into nothing after those first two lines. Awesome you're coming back soon mate, the Mystery Theatre's curtain is about to be drawn!

Francis Lee said...

All hail his return!

Deus Ex Machina said...

I've been wundrin' bout you. Can't wait for Van Helsing mark II ;-)

SkippyMom said...

Pert sexiness AND swearier? Oh count me in Mystery Man. Count.me.in.

Have a great week. Can't wait to see what's next. :) Hugs, Skip

Pat Hatt said...

Welcome back, just when you return watch out for a sun burn.

Al Penwasser said...

I KNEW those pandas were up to no good.

Janie Junebug said...

Pert sexiness? Count me in.

Love,
Janie

Margaret said...

Swearier! I can't wait.

Juliette said...

WOW! I'm terribly excited. I don't know if it's because of the pert sexiness or evil Panda's, but I'll be there!

The Blue Grumpster said...

Where can I buy tickets? Where??????? ;)

Jerry E Beuterbaugh said...

What?

EC Stilson said...

THIS is awesome! When I read "scarier and swearier" I literally snorted with laughter. That is true perfect comedic timing!
Well done! Can't wait 'til you're back.