My last couple of posts have had a touch of the miserable about them so instead of being Mr Gloom Trousers let's talk about movie plot holes.
I was watching Predator the other night when I spotted something I hadn't noticed before.
For anyone not familiar with Mr Schwarzenegger's body of work, Predator tells the story of a group of over-muscled and heavily armed Special Forces types who go to rescue some CIA bloke from rebels or something in the South American jungle and end up being hunted by an eight foot Rastafarian space lizard. It could happen.
At one point they trap the alien in a big net but it manages to escape. Now I don't remember seeing any of them carrying a massive net around and I have no idea why they would take a net on a rescue mission in the jungle.
Maybe they were planning a bit of mackerel fishing. 'Id's boolshit, all of id'!
Maybe they were planning a bit of mackerel fishing. 'Id's boolshit, all of id'!
While I'm talking about aliens I always thought that ET would have been a better film if it ended when he died. Sorry, but that's my opinion and I'm sticking to it. Instead he turns into Jesus and gets chased by the army on Elliott's push bike. Just when it looks like there is no escape ET suddenly develops the ability to fly and goes soaring off with Elliott and his bike.
Why didn't he use this handy flying ability when he was being chased at the beginning of the film? So much for him being an advanced intelligence.
Last but not least is the bombastic fuckwittery of Star Wars. At the film's climax the Death Star is going to blow up the rebel moon but has to wait until a planet gets out of the way to give them a clear shot. Apparently it did not occur to anybody on board the the Death Star to just blow up the planet that is in the way, especially as the rebel space ships are attacking them.
As evil empire's go they aren't particularly evil and even though Darth Vader looks pretty cool, he is all wind and piss really.
Anybody else got examples of movie plot holes?
As evil empire's go they aren't particularly evil and even though Darth Vader looks pretty cool, he is all wind and piss really.
Anybody else got examples of movie plot holes?