Coming this summer to internets everywhere!!! The All New Tony Van Helsing Mystery Theatre!!!
Everyone thought he had dropped from the face of the Earth but in reality he is at a secret training facility in the heart of the Pennines, his head is been filled with shiny new knowledge and his body honed into pert sexiness.
Soon he will be released back into the world and the Mystery Theatre will return, only it will be faster, stronger, scarier and swearier.
Join Van Helsing this summer and you will unravel the mysteries of the Universe, learn the secrets of Love and discover how evil Pandas really are.
TELL EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE, VAN HELSING WILL RETURN.
You know you want it.
12 comments:
Awesome, we eagerly await his return.
We can resurrect him. We can rebuild him. And my knowledge of Million Dollar Man fades into nothing after those first two lines. Awesome you're coming back soon mate, the Mystery Theatre's curtain is about to be drawn!
All hail his return!
I've been wundrin' bout you. Can't wait for Van Helsing mark II ;-)
Pert sexiness AND swearier? Oh count me in Mystery Man. Count.me.in.
Have a great week. Can't wait to see what's next. :) Hugs, Skip
Welcome back, just when you return watch out for a sun burn.
I KNEW those pandas were up to no good.
Pert sexiness? Count me in.
Love,
Janie
Swearier! I can't wait.
WOW! I'm terribly excited. I don't know if it's because of the pert sexiness or evil Panda's, but I'll be there!
Where can I buy tickets? Where??????? ;)
THIS is awesome! When I read "scarier and swearier" I literally snorted with laughter. That is true perfect comedic timing!
Well done! Can't wait 'til you're back.
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