tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post8056023537805488343..comments2023-10-31T15:45:41.426+00:00Comments on Tony Van Helsing's Mystery Theatre: My Oscar Night.Tony Van Helsinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-48849507220409177332012-03-08T10:54:19.875+00:002012-03-08T10:54:19.875+00:00Dude,
Three kids, two tazers and a cold Sam Adams...Dude,<br /><br />Three kids, two tazers and a cold Sam Adams.... 'sall good... no riots here :)Mark Koopmanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03634424953074803816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-8037731316373984152012-03-07T20:45:19.602+00:002012-03-07T20:45:19.602+00:00I'm late to the party but I brought some Monst...I'm late to the party but I brought some Monster Munch and not the bloody beef variety.......The Angry Lurkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01227314379603418332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-65451761273902228892012-03-07T16:09:52.025+00:002012-03-07T16:09:52.025+00:00You had me in awe at "pickled onion monster m...You had me in awe at "pickled onion monster munch"Jules https://www.blogger.com/profile/02447271977251616727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-84540785273252299592012-03-06T16:28:41.135+00:002012-03-06T16:28:41.135+00:00Craziness: Congratulations.
Amy: Monster Munch ar...Craziness: Congratulations.<br /><br />Amy: Monster Munch are sort of like your Cheetos.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-18820796197459300042012-03-02T16:54:34.253+00:002012-03-02T16:54:34.253+00:00The only thing that makes it "mental" is...The only thing that makes it "mental" is that you were attending solo. Next year, advertise, add a cover charge, and you should have a full house of drunkenness. <br />And, what the hell is Monster Munch?Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03500924758437763216noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-71426564619426101282012-03-02T01:25:53.524+00:002012-03-02T01:25:53.524+00:00Hey you! I'm currently having my own little Os...Hey you! I'm currently having my own little Oscar's fest! I don't know if Elisa told but she had my book published! What the hell! I was so shocked when she handed it to me I about acted like those cheesy stars you were just talking about lol I'm so glad you took off the WV now I can visit more often!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-49057863618430531292012-03-01T23:42:05.927+00:002012-03-01T23:42:05.927+00:00awesome write up. I missed the Oscars because I ha...awesome write up. I missed the Oscars because I had to work that night but saw lots of clips online. <br /><br />You're dead one about Angelina also. Tragic really, she used to be so gorgeous =/MRanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16047550302113035054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-88646600051305736622012-03-01T23:30:27.199+00:002012-03-01T23:30:27.199+00:00Electric: It must have been slightly worrying.
Ma...Electric: It must have been slightly worrying.<br /><br />Marta: It looked bizarre.<br /><br />Violet: You aren't missing anything.<br /><br />Texa: Woody Harrelson should have been in there for Rampart.<br /><br />Britta: 'As silent as an oyster', that has just become my new favourite phrase.<br /><br />Elisa: You have exquisite taste.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-22472448989804326042012-03-01T18:54:27.111+00:002012-03-01T18:54:27.111+00:00You're brilliant--that is obvious!
I LOVE thi...You're brilliant--that is obvious!<br /><br />I LOVE this line: "Maybe he has done so much method acting he no longer remembers what he sounds like in real life."<br /><br />I always watch these things so I can see the clothes. I used to have a sewing business and although I hate sewing now, it's still fun seeing the dresses I'll never have to try making again lol ;)Crazy Life of a Writing Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16064939499412649850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-40178820353674167292012-03-01T16:20:54.951+00:002012-03-01T16:20:54.951+00:00"Mme Plantier, Comte de Chambord, Gloire de D..."Mme Plantier, Comte de Chambord, Gloire de Dijon, Graham Thomas, The Knight, Graf Lennart, Sombreuil, Mme Alfred Carrière, Belle Story, The Prioress" - you might be right, Tony, when I name the roses in my garden, but it is difficult to tell a story about the "B*" in "B*" were I met "R*E" or a critic - didn't drop his name, a Lady knows when to be silent - at the Film Festival in "E*". <br />As silent as an oyster (of course WITH a pearl inside - there's nothing like going out in style :-)Brittahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10688373434576442657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-11704132244449901152012-03-01T08:49:46.745+00:002012-03-01T08:49:46.745+00:00Hahaha, sounds like a great party there. Too funny...Hahaha, sounds like a great party there. Too funny. I'm with, I wasn't impressed this year with the films nominated. There were some that I felt were left off. I was kind of happy I didn't watch..seems like I didn't miss much.TexaGermaFinlaNadianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14203116752208683591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-50046937381679087562012-03-01T03:20:06.196+00:002012-03-01T03:20:06.196+00:00I used to watch the pre-show and quite enjoyed the...I used to watch the pre-show and quite enjoyed the drunk, horse-faced mother n daughter duo drunk question the a-listers. missed it for like 5 years now... like 3rd or 4th hand counts like this nowViolethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00697833087953922332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-30327103554827550502012-03-01T02:43:01.115+00:002012-03-01T02:43:01.115+00:00LOL! Love the post. I watched them too and totally...LOL! Love the post. I watched them too and totally agree with Chris Rock's hair! It just does not suit him.Marta Szemikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16100791404636754754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-38825054779716845692012-03-01T01:58:13.804+00:002012-03-01T01:58:13.804+00:00im a taxi driver and i've actually had a fare ...im a taxi driver and i've actually had a fare like that hahaElectric Addicthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17577645157232437035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-61262282655611259842012-03-01T00:37:20.542+00:002012-03-01T00:37:20.542+00:00Bart: There never was.
Baur: He's worth milli...Bart: There never was.<br /><br />Baur: He's worth millions and can behave how he likes.<br /><br />Jimmy: That boy ain't right.<br /><br />Stina: That bloody cat!Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-43781073224621938772012-03-01T00:25:02.405+00:002012-03-01T00:25:02.405+00:00This is hilarious. I'm glad the cat at least t...This is hilarious. I'm glad the cat at least took the moment to interview you. :)<br /><br />I didn't watch it. My 9 yo did. I was upstairs working, but I could always tell when Hugo got an award. He loved that movie. Unfortunately my 12 yo decided to turn off the tv just as they were about to announce best picture. Naturally my 9 yo was devastated. More so when he found out the next day that Hugo didn't win.Stinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11415189347501942340noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-35211326940845382812012-02-29T23:10:55.942+00:002012-02-29T23:10:55.942+00:00Bravo, that was brilliant sir. Unfortuanately I w...Bravo, that was brilliant sir. Unfortuanately I wasn't invited to the Oscars either, I should have joined you.Grythttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08064652099737239078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-82623354472701753952012-02-29T21:49:28.286+00:002012-02-29T21:49:28.286+00:00Well, that is odd how Bale seems to have forgotten...Well, that is odd how Bale seems to have forgotten what he really sounds like... If I ever forget what I sound like I am just gonna start talking like Hank Hill from the popular American television program "King of the Hill."Jimmy Fungushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11953474867719568319noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-62663256882013176712012-02-29T20:50:48.588+00:002012-02-29T20:50:48.588+00:00Yea I agree Brad pitt was acting a bit weirdYea I agree Brad pitt was acting a bit weirdBaurhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01633670144338021501noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-32909375504650246692012-02-29T18:54:30.030+00:002012-02-29T18:54:30.030+00:00is ther an action movie category anymore?is ther an action movie category anymore?Barthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10432979436541635261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-40549876368775993082012-02-29T17:05:22.780+00:002012-02-29T17:05:22.780+00:00Miranda: I'm always happy.
Matthew: you got m...Miranda: I'm always happy.<br /><br />Matthew: you got me, I made this entire thing up and just watched the highlights the next day while writing this post. Sorry.<br /><br />Pat: He does seem to keep growing outwards.<br /><br />Mike: I'm with you on that.<br /><br />Kelly: Were you wearing your Angelina dress while you were watching?<br /><br />Jax: Don't try and sue me for falling off your chair.<br /><br />Workingdan: Oscar the Grouch is infintely more entertaining.<br /><br />Margaret: I don't think he liked Billy Crystal's comment about getting in his eyeline.<br /><br />Zyu: I made it up, my last few posts have been too serious so I thought I'd lighten the mood a bit.<br /><br />D4: Sorry, it did't. Shit, I feel awful now.<br /><br />Al: Batman is Welsh.<br /><br />Belle: That was a great line, the guy is a consumate pro.<br /><br />Janie: I can't believe I missed J-Lo's nipples.<br /><br />Britta: You little name-dropper, you.<br /><br />Mynx: She tried to take a picture of me doing cocaine in the toilets.<br /><br />Alta: But I didn't! Everyone thinks I'm mental now.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-18289257150343668022012-02-29T16:55:30.436+00:002012-02-29T16:55:30.436+00:00Haha, I didn't realize that that was the famil...Haha, I didn't realize that that was the familiarity I was sensing off of Rock's hair. Thanks for clearing that one up.Shockgrubzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00268844926880083612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-59447184525505972572012-02-29T16:42:06.017+00:002012-02-29T16:42:06.017+00:00You're wife is right, you are a mental case fo...You're wife is right, you are a mental case for doing that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-90392378648421177482012-02-29T09:39:21.652+00:002012-02-29T09:39:21.652+00:00Thank you so much for filling me in with the detai...Thank you so much for filling me in with the details as I pretty much missed the whole shebang.<br />As for the cat, I heard she writes for one of those trashy mags that makes things up anywaynot displayedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637174135437423585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-16323939416216963122012-02-29T06:07:12.468+00:002012-02-29T06:07:12.468+00:00Dear Tony,
hahaha - that was a great show - would...Dear Tony, <br />hahaha - that was a great show - would have liked to see you on the red carpet! In Berlin we have The Berlinale - and last year Rolf Eden, 'The Last Playboy' of Germany, who just had released a film (of course about himself) waved and invited me to a restaurant. In broad daylight I thought it safe to follow him (he being very old, but one can never know) - and it was hilarious. I wrote about that on my website. In Edinburgh I followed the Film Festival (and met a critic from London - my tip which film will win the award was right - while the critic was occupied to turn every film and actor down.) I seldom go into films because they are recommended (might be a consequence of knowing the critic), but I go when some film hums at me.Brittahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10688373434576442657noreply@blogger.com