tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post3403065960088407848..comments2023-10-31T15:45:41.426+00:00Comments on Tony Van Helsing's Mystery Theatre: Yoko Bloody Ono!Tony Van Helsinghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-77632790366668915372012-07-07T18:51:47.427+01:002012-07-07T18:51:47.427+01:00Call me a thicko cause I do NOT get it.Call me a thicko cause I do NOT get it.Vapid Vixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08699876620805731017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-64151982990550962182012-06-26T13:32:19.351+01:002012-06-26T13:32:19.351+01:00Have a great trip Tony -- I'll fully expect so...Have a great trip Tony -- I'll fully expect some really entertaining posts (complete with pictures) when you return:)Lindsay N. Curriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16347055390748782853noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-47574553741935019042012-06-26T03:07:52.796+01:002012-06-26T03:07:52.796+01:00Can you smack the Queen for me? I think you said y...Can you smack the Queen for me? I think you said you were visiting the Queen. It's hard to pay attention nowdays.Powdered Toast Manhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18195170076576384695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-52574051066656547192012-06-25T02:53:21.276+01:002012-06-25T02:53:21.276+01:00I'm picking top secret mission!! Sounds very ...I'm picking top secret mission!! Sounds very exciting. ;) Yoko Ono has a very interesting history. I'm still not sure how I feel about her though.Jaxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15942630725082121374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-22124259638712859982012-06-23T14:37:41.585+01:002012-06-23T14:37:41.585+01:00Well you hit the nail on the head there my friend!...Well you hit the nail on the head there my friend! Lazy anything drives me bonkers but artist don't have the luxury of being lazy. If they are then they need to consider they may not be artist! Oh and if you come visit you should read the cow poo story that was up yesterday. I think you will enjoy that form of art better. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-22494262224564093262012-06-22T20:52:39.200+01:002012-06-22T20:52:39.200+01:00Bart: She does look a bit skeletal.
Juliette: It&...Bart: She does look a bit skeletal.<br /><br />Juliette: It's all about going to the right art college and knowing the right people. We wouldn't get a look in.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-87943136194069217932012-06-22T19:14:11.647+01:002012-06-22T19:14:11.647+01:00See, If you or I put something like that in an exh...See, If you or I put something like that in an exhibition people would think we'd gone crazy. I can make Tracey Emins unmade bed EVERY day but nobody wants to put that on show or pay me shit loads of money for being 'artistic' - its all a load of bollocks.Jules https://www.blogger.com/profile/02447271977251616727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-16347185777212317752012-06-21T16:57:45.037+01:002012-06-21T16:57:45.037+01:00I plan on taking it, as for yoko ono, does anyone ...I plan on taking it, as for yoko ono, does anyone else find her morbidly scarey looking? or is it just meBarthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10432979436541635261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-9847078014793710562012-06-21T13:55:45.879+01:002012-06-21T13:55:45.879+01:00Katsidhe: What's a 'bestie'?
Nicki: T...Katsidhe: What's a 'bestie'?<br /><br />Nicki: Thank you, it was a pleasure. The long term weather forecast doesn't have much sun in it where I'm going.<br /><br />Elisa: Just send that list you've written to Yoko and call it something pretentious. Hey presto, instant art.<br /><br />Choleesa: Steady, girl.<br /><br />Easy: Her finest work.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-53109381861436599982012-06-20T21:19:47.362+01:002012-06-20T21:19:47.362+01:00yoko ono-ly brought down the greatest band in the ...yoko ono-ly brought down the greatest band in the history of bands!Easyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03853150972255999981noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-40962182823266816482012-06-20T16:47:05.124+01:002012-06-20T16:47:05.124+01:00"kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss me love, just one kis..."kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss me love, just one kiss, kiss will do"Choleesahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11595335654681755401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-66982302893635488092012-06-20T16:45:18.931+01:002012-06-20T16:45:18.931+01:00Part 1: Get a babysitter
Part 2: Become a drunken...Part 1: Get a babysitter<br /><br />Part 2: Become a drunken idiot--again (lol) <br /><br />Part 3: Make art<br /><br />Part 4: Submit my ideas to Yoko<br /><br />This is gonna be golden!Crazy Life of a Writing Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16064939499412649850noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-11803094721605730362012-06-20T16:40:14.253+01:002012-06-20T16:40:14.253+01:00I vote for top secret mission, but somewhere nice ...I vote for top secret mission, but somewhere nice that's the type of place people go on holiday, except you won't be able to fully enjoy it because of your missioning. But maybe once the thing's accomplished you can stay an extra couple of days and soak up the sun or whatever it is that's soakable wherever you're going.<br /><br />It was a lovely short story you left at my place. Thank you. And I forgot to tell you - "Our House" is the Madness song that was a hit in the U.S.Nicki Elsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11412032684225126973noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-59381032196186532422012-06-20T16:22:26.979+01:002012-06-20T16:22:26.979+01:00My bestie went to art school and on his graduation...My bestie went to art school and on his graduation, at the senior display thing, I saw a lot of fucked up "art" aka a lot of people who wasted a lot of money on tuition.<br /><br />Enjoy your holiday, sir!katsidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09859540523817060764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-56858305225571394612012-06-20T15:00:48.467+01:002012-06-20T15:00:48.467+01:00Al: Doubt I'll need sun screen where I'm g...Al: Doubt I'll need sun screen where I'm going.<br /><br />Princess: Ha ha, nice one.<br /><br />Jamie: I'm with you, better to be an uncultured slob than a pretentious twat.<br /><br />Lisa: Is there no beginning to her talent?<br /><br />MRanthrope#: I agree. She should pick one art form to be shit at.<br /><br />Pat: I have a bullet proof arse.<br /><br />Adam: She shouldn't even have started working.<br /><br />Periods: Fun is my middle name. Oh no, I mean Van is my middle name.<br /><br />Janie: I'll miss you too. Hope the house remains peaceful.<br /><br />Lurker: Cheers mate. Munter she be.<br /><br />Rob: She's probably a lovely person to know, whereas I am a bitter, twisted individual.<br /><br />Mynx: Art should impress people, not make them wonder whether or not it is any good.Tony Van Helsinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08879258913766153068noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-79093922579590395982012-06-20T13:34:20.431+01:002012-06-20T13:34:20.431+01:00Bugger, you mean I actually have to put effort int...Bugger, you mean I actually have to put effort into my art? Oh well, I shall have to give that a go sometime.<br />Got to admit, I dont understand a lot of modern art.<br /><br />Have a great holiday. or secret mission....not displayedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11637174135437423585noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-83324670829528814512012-06-19T23:00:29.771+01:002012-06-19T23:00:29.771+01:00I did have a little laugh when I got to..............I did have a little laugh when I got to........... 'Unfortunately she has been completely shit at all of these things'... You have to admit at least she is consistent.<br /><br />Strangely I heard her taking on the radio today and she sounded quite logical about things. Maybe as you get older normality creeps in. O GOD I hope that will not happen to meRob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-87593906591998492942012-06-19T22:07:26.822+01:002012-06-19T22:07:26.822+01:00Have a good holiday mate and I totally agree, she&...Have a good holiday mate and I totally agree, she's a munter!The Angry Lurkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01227314379603418332noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-7731223704874162342012-06-19T21:43:59.792+01:002012-06-19T21:43:59.792+01:00I shall miss you, Mein Herr Van Helsing. Keep your...I shall miss you, Mein Herr Van Helsing. Keep your nose clean and your pants dry. Create some art with rocks and grass while you're out and about and then have an art exhibit. Years ago, I liked Yoko and John's bed-in, and I continue that tradition. At least it's peaceful in my house.<br /><br />Love,<br />Janie von JunebuggeryJanie Junebughttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10573607241326291404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-52582859190090915442012-06-19T21:35:24.236+01:002012-06-19T21:35:24.236+01:00Have fun on your secret mission.Have fun on your secret mission.Missed Periodshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10343265071637032284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-21635385595913599662012-06-19T21:17:03.871+01:002012-06-19T21:17:03.871+01:00she needs to retireshe needs to retireAdamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08051255914419363819noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-33586770601627593982012-06-19T20:45:22.651+01:002012-06-19T20:45:22.651+01:00Yeah stupid is pretty much the word I come too, an...Yeah stupid is pretty much the word I come too, and don't go getting shot on any missions.Pat Hatthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07745293224202430152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-58534470314252228832012-06-19T19:32:34.113+01:002012-06-19T19:32:34.113+01:00I agree with you about Yoko and lazy art in genera...I agree with you about Yoko and lazy art in general. I mean, she's made a career out of marrying a Beatle and has tried to amp up her relevancy with all those BS "callings" of hers.MRanthropehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16047550302113035054noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-46323486527533890952012-06-19T16:06:59.694+01:002012-06-19T16:06:59.694+01:00As long as she sticks to performance art and doesn...As long as she sticks to performance art and doesn't sing, I'm okay. :)Lisa Shaferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08141316010311729143noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2695225246655247904.post-73644535838942610092012-06-19T16:05:58.177+01:002012-06-19T16:05:58.177+01:00I don't get the whole modern art thing. I...I don't get the whole modern art thing. I'm sure it is because I am an uncultured slob, but I'd rather be an uncultured slob than "get" that kind of crap.jamiessmileshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14150972137054126110noreply@blogger.com